Yo, Smackie Hand. Get yo ass over here. Right now. I'm talking to you, son.
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Yo, Smackie Hand. Get yo ass over here. Right now. I'm talking to you, son.
This is like watching the four man bobsled at the special olympics. Team rectum pusher isn'tmuch of a challenge
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Bobby42:
I'm talking to you, son.</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>
The only son you'll ever have is a brown one with a tapered end that swirls in the bowl. Now what you want, biatch?
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Viper from Vancouver:
I just dropped Van for DC. Van has left the building</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>
Maybe you should just be the banker. Smack doesn't seem to be your game.
kirkworld - Looks like that Boy Scout training paid off for you. Glad to know you are now able to discern the difference between an ass and a flower. Some of us just sorta picked that up without a lot of book learnin'. Tell me, what was it that convinced your parents that you needed some specialized training?
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Smackie Chan:
The only son you'll ever have is a brown one with a tapered end that swirls in the bowl. </font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>
Putting your kids up for adoption, Smackie? Day-umm. Let me know next time, I can set you up with a quarter until payday.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Smackie Chan:
The only son you'll ever have is a brown one with a tapered end that swirls in the bowl. Now what you want, biatch?</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>
Dammit fool stop playing with yourself and flush the toilet...so much for my grandson.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Bobby42:
so much for my grandson.</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>
That's the price you pay when you flush your offspring. Now did you call me out just to talk about your scatalogical progeny, or are you ready to begin taking your smack lessons?
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Bobby42:
Dammit fool stop playing with yourself and flush the toilet...so much for my grandson.</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>
It's pretty sad when your troll has better smack than you. One Bobby42 is enough for this board, so run along jr
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Biggie:
Putting your kids up for adoption, Smackie? Day-umm. Let me know next time, I can set you up with a quarter until payday.</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>
A quarter?. Biggie that's two bottle and a can. you can't afford to let your hard work go to waste.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Smackie Chan:
That's the price you pay when you flush your offspring. Now did you call me out just to talk about your scatalogical progeny, or are you ready to begin taking your smack lessons?</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>
BWAAAAAAHAAAA!!! Chan's School of Smack:
Lesson 1: Kicking your own ass
Lesson 2: The duck and cover
Lesson 3: Pick DC! Pick DC!
Lesson 4: Call Quick and ask him to do that thing where the board goes down for a week.